"I *desperately* want to know what went on behind the scenes."

"The best case scenario for what they were teasing as far as actually giving us new Firefly content."

"She's only gotten better and better."

"This almost doesn’t feel like a parody."

"I need the Donald Trump 'I did that' stickers on every single gas station pump stat."

"Those Christmas photoshoots where the dad and sons are holding guns..."

"I endorse Fonda and her efforts to block this rotten merger."

"Misty Copeland just reminded everyone why ballet still belongs on the biggest stages."

"Tells you exactly how they view animation."

The response comes after months-long speculation over a blind item stating an unnamed A-list actor is romantically involved with his AI.

"Why is everyone so eager to tell women to just take unwanted attention?"

"And I'm not lying to you when I say it instantly went from, 'Yes, I'm American,' to, 'Well, who'd you vote for?'" 

"You have the rest of your life to make money. Pokopia is now."

"Business owners are gathering their employees, forming circles, and jokingly praying for… better sales and higher bonuses?"

"Gender affirming eyebrow enlargement."

During Mercury Retrograde, no less.

"Whatever that is, I need one."

The app is available in the US and Brazil.

TikTok out here saving lives.

“Is it Pet Smart or Pet’s Mart?”

"We’re raising prices to help pay the bills," Epic Games said.