"Moon Knight and Hawkeye next."

"I JUST DROPPED TO MY KNEES."

"Just plopped it on his head straight out of its Party City bag."

"Money, Senator," it says. "It's fundamentally about profit."

"The translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief."

"This type of behavior needs to be normalized."

Her lawyer accused Frontier of making up a story about alcohol.

Needless to say, people are stoked.

"Back when the internet was new and people made stuff for the fun of it."

The internet reacts to the most random banger of the year.

"I have to teach many of my coworkers what follow-through is and they still just refuse to do it."

"Millennials are so f*cking gay," he said.

The situation with the security guard coming after one of Chappell Roan's fans has turned into meme fodder.

Cheating fruits are the latest guilty pleasure content.

"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience."

"We can't run a business off of the Banana Boys."

"Drug dealer thinks people should take less drugs."

"I was like 'Oh' …"

Why settle for someone who dips a breadstick into soup?

"I have students who write entire essays as one paragraph."

“Can someone tell him he’s still a KEENON robot, not a full-time McDonald’s dancer?!”