Susan LaMarca

Susan is a freelance writer following humanity one UGC at a time.
“I need answers”: The “Petsmart Truther” has a viral song about the true meaning of the brand’s name
“Is it Pet Smart or Pet’s Mart?”
Woman tests how Home Depot workers treat her in a “hot girl” outfit vs dressed “like a boy”
Does pretty privilege apply at the hardware store?
“You guys don’t get it yet”: Fans say Minnie Mouse is in her experimental “artpop era”
"Criss-cross applesauce. Shake it loose, like a boss..."
“Ordering a meat feast pizza is a red flag”: Can a man’s attitude towards tofu reveal how he’ll treat a woman? TikTok thinks so
"If you can't reduce your meat intake, then you are selfish."
“I thought I was going insane…”: Shopper compares Costco Babybel to Kroger version—and pulls out a scale
"There's a HUGE difference."
“Whole missing puzzle piece”: Woman hears one comment from a stranger. Then everything about her symptoms starts to make sense
"I just, randomly, like, twitch and I thought it was just an anxious habit."
Woman was told she was “too fat” growing up. Then she looked at her childhood photos
"Children's bodies are not projects to manage."
“I thought I was tripping”: Fortnite players spotted a “terrifying” Kim Kardashian skin glitch
Kim K is bugging out.
“They’re not saving that baby”: Former Disney World safari driver says staff are trained to drive away if someone falls into crocodile pit
No one’s fallen in yet, but you definitely don’t want to be the first.
“This crashout is so valid”: Man’s Taco Bell wrapper rant hits 11 million views. Now everyone’s demanding new packaging
"This is the most relatable Taco Bell review I have ever seen."
“No purse, no cart, no nothing”: Shopper goes off on woman he believes is following him in viral “secret shopper” showdown
"Don't disrespect me like that."
“He’s hilarious”: Olive Garden trip becomes Italian exchange student’s worst nightmare
"Rhonda, why???"
Wedding photographer explains how she can always tell when a couple is doomed within the first hour
The camera doesn't lie.
“We’re getting screwed”: Con Ed tells freezing renter to cut $400 bill by using an electric blanket
"The average person living in an apartment or a house is subsidizing the electricity usage of AI data centers."
“YOU guys are the crazy ones”: Woman’s “normalize not liking dogs” rant unleashes hidden army of dog haters
"I can't stand when people compare dogs to children!!!!!!"














