Nintendo

"I don't think I'm going to be buying Nintendo products anymore..."

“Nintendo spent 40 years protecting their aviator character.”

"The humidity in Florida went down from 70% to 40% for a few days and my nose is chapped. I feel like bulbasaur."

"I would immediately marry anyone who proposed to me with a ring like this."

"I will never cut the cord. Television forever."

"You have the rest of your life to make money. Pokopia is now."

"This is a huge moment for me. I watch these!"

"Donald Glover was a COMEDIAN FIRST."

The timeline could hardly get weirder.

"Censorship is bad and preordering a game should get you institutionalized."

The game also allows for non-binary preferences to be set.

"Mine may not be as pretty, but at least they're not AI!"

"As a Domino’s driver, I feel personally invested in this." 

People are pretty stoked about the green dino coming to the big screen.