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DoorDash drivers say they’re being paid to shut Waymo car doors around town
"Really putting the 'Door' in 'DoorDash.'"
Elon Musk announced SpaceX’s pivot from Mars to the Moon. People are unimpressed
"I think I just turned NIMBY about the moon."
Woman throws love note to “cute guy” on a flight, and it pays off…kinda
The internet loves a meet-cute.
“Recession indicator”: The 2026 economy is so bad, candy hearts are giving financial advice
"They’re giving advice on how to survive a recession."
“Sport shouldn’t mean amnesia”: Olympics bar Ukrainian racer over helmet tribute to athletes killed by war, President Zelenskyy responds
"Having courage is worth more than any medal."
Pam Bondi’s “the Dow is over 50,000” deflection floods the meme market
"Ocifer, the Dow is over 50,000."
“Good”: Picture day canceled over fears that the nation’s biggest school photo company is in the Epstein files
"You should be concerned that the system is designed to treat you like cattle."
Trump tells Ford worker who yelled at him “you’re fired”—he never lost his job
"He put his constitutional rights to work. He put his union rights to work."
James Van Der Beek’s final message about dying is wrecking people in the best way
"This is an extraordinary thing to hear."
The “Staples Baddie” is doing better marketing than Staples ever did
"This is real marketing."
“He deserves better”: The “leaf test” started as a parody, but TikTok somehow turned it real
Has social media fried our brains?
“Straight-up insult”: Landlord offers $50 off rent to shovel snow, mow lawn, and buy gas
Paying for gas out of pocket? No thanks.
American Girl releases “modern era” versions of its classic dolls, and people hate the “ozempic” redesign
"My daughter is not getting the newest monstrosity."
Pokémon GO team finally nixes the “Epstein Island” PokéStop added years ago
"And just like that, they've taken more action than the DOJ."
Trump shares weird McDonald’s revenge fantasy about honking at old people
Trump boosts a familiar kind of "Christian values" story.
