AI

"With a broken Blue Bomber heart..."

The response comes after months-long speculation over a blind item stating an unnamed A-list actor is romantically involved with his AI.

"This is why it’s 85 degrees in February."

Anything AI can do, humans can do better.

"Gender affirming eyebrow enlargement."

There were better alternatives.

"You make millions and can't hire artists?"

"This would be extraordinary and would require equally extraordinary proof if true."

It might, however, use AI for "efficiency."

"Can you even seek legal action here?"

"Bro running a one-man housing market destabilization engine."

"What were they thinking releasing this?"

"If you want employees to act happier at work, pay them a living wage to be there."

When retail marketing bots go rogue.