Donald Trump
“Political suicide”: Trump says he wants to “drive housing prices up” instead of down
"People that own their homes, we're gonna keep them wealthy."
“Free tickets + $50”: Craigslist ad offers cash to anyone willing to sit through the “Melania” documentary
"Must remain in seats for entirety of film."
“What a surprise”: Nicki Minaj’s fans grapple with Trump appearance and gifted Trump Gold Card
"Per MY wonderful, gracious, charming President."
“Not an SNL skit”: Treasury Secretary says skip birthday gifts and put kids’ money into “Trump Accounts”
What could possibly go wrong?
Regal movie theatergoer spots first look at the “Melania” popcorn buckets
"Looks nice for an office trash can."
“My music will never be available there”: Neil Young goes scorched earth on Amazon—and gifts Greenland his music
"I hope my Music and Music Films will ease some of the unwarranted stress and threats you are experiencing."
Gavin Newsom vows to investigate TikTok censoring Trump-critical posts amid platform issues, glitches, and growing backlash
A DM glitch sparked censorship rumors during a chaotic weekend.
Joe Rogan suggests Trump is using ICE to distract from the Epstein Files: “They said they released them, but what did they release?”
"Welcome to reality, Joe," one wrote.
Dropkick Murphys shout out Michael Fanone for wearing their shirt while confronting Jan. 6 supporter
"He was at our first DC show in ‘96."
“No one should be laughing at this”: Greenlanders mock U.S. fentanyl crisis amid Trump’s takeover rhetoric
"As an American, I was unfamiliar with Greenland’s humor game."
Trump confuses Iceland and Greenland at the World Economic Forum: “Someone hand grandpa a map”
"Iceland’s already cost us a lot of money."
“Unchecked madness”: Opposition grows as Trump shares AI fantasies of himself “conquering” Greenland
"If there was ever a reason for the 25th amendment, this is it."
“MAGA now stands for Make America Go Away”: Greenlanders protest the USA with red hats of their own
"People in Greenland are wearing these hats and honestly… I’m stealing it."
White House scrambles after Trump says “we shouldn’t even have” midterm elections
"There's a word for people who think like that."
“It’s AI slop, too”: The “Stardew Valley” fandom pushes back after White House “whole milk” meme
"You know this clown would exclusively pick the Joja run too."
