Rachel Kiley

"Relationships are hard to maintain."

"What exactly are real estate agents still needed for?"

"Back when the internet was new and people made stuff for the fun of it."

"This is the craziest line I've ever seen for TSA in my life."

Which four Disney Channel shows are your era?

"There were stains on the bed!!!"

"Can we please stop using AI and CGI to bring people back who have passed."

"Tinder just wants to understand your vibe."

"God, you are so out of touch."

"The David protein bar class action lawsuit hitting NYC gays like a freight train."

"She's just an old woman trying to keep up with the letters."

"This should be done in buses and subways as well."

Anything AI can do, humans can do better.

"I'm so tired of being ripped off."

"This tells me everything I need to know about these people."