Paul Joseph Watson has a few problems. And now it appears that a video of a bartender using her butt to hold a glass while dispensing beer is one.
“This is why the terrorists hate us,” Watson tweeted, along with the video. In the video, a scantily clad bartender wedges a glass between her buttcheeks and proceeds to fill it with beer.
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1186257649635123200
The bartender then asks the guy recording the video, “Wanna see talent?” before demonstrating that her derriere can perform a job meant to be done with hands. She even wiggles a bit to pour out the foam from the top of the beer before filling the glass to the brim.
“Yeah, it’s perfect!” the patron exclaims, along with a round of applause. He then happily snatches the glass from her bum.
Watson, however, was not amused.
“The fact that people in this thread more vehemently defend the ‘freedom’ of a barmaid to serve a beer with her ass than they will ever defend freedom of speech tells you everything you need to know about the current state of western society,” he wrote after Twitter users pointed out the woman has the right to do whatever she wants with her own body.
The fact that people in this thread more vehemently defend the “freedom” of a barmaid to serve a beer with her ass than they will ever defend freedom of speech tells you everything you need to know about the current state of western society.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) October 21, 2019
The fact that people in this thread more vehemently defend the “freedom” of a barmaid to serve a beer with her ass than they will ever defend freedom of speech tells you everything you need to know about the current state of western society.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) October 21, 2019
But, by then, Twitter users were already mocking Watson for his initial tweet expressing so much concern over a butt trick.
“Dear terrorists, Sorry about the Ass Beer. Please no more terror. We feel just awful about the Ass Beer,” actor and writer Cody Johnston joked in response to Paul’s initial comments.
Dear terrorists,
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) October 21, 2019
Sorry about the Ass Beer.
Please no more terror.
We feel just awful about the Ass Beer.
Others seemed to imply that Watson is an incel.
“Someone please take one for the team and give this man a handjob or something so he can pull the stick outta his ass please. I’m not convinced that all this stuff isn’t just years of pent up sexual frustration combined with a lack of success with women,” Twitter user @FayFahrenheit proposed.
https://twitter.com/rickyhele/status/1186377239576772608
Someone please take one for the team and give this man a handjob or something so he can pull the stick outta his ass please. I’m not convinced that all this stuff isn’t just years of pent up sexual frustration combined with a lack of success with women.
— 💜 Faye Fahrenheit 💜 (@FayeFahrenheit) October 22, 2019
Meanwhile, others photoshopped his face into a stripper scene from The Simpsons, where Waylon Smithers (the gay, obsessive assistant to Mr. Burns) gets cornered by female strippers and horrifyingly can’t escape.
https://twitter.com/Hasan_JF/status/1186364440276422656
Some took the moment to point out the hypocrisy of modern conservative logic.
“Conservatives be like ban the burqa but also women aren’t allowed to show skin,” Twitter user @DiddlyDonger wrote.
Conservatives be like
— Diddly (@DiddlyDonger) October 21, 2019
ban the burqa 😩😤🤬
but also
women aren’t allowed to show skin 😡🤯
https://twitter.com/Peter_Santos192/status/1186269003657834496
This is not the first mock-a-thon Watson has inspired on Twitter. Only a few months ago, in May, people were taking jabs at him for posting a far too melodramatic photo, along with the words, “Remember us” after the conspiracy site InfoWars and various far-right figures–including Watson–were removed from Facebook and Instagram.
“The right truly is getting better at comedy,” one Twitter user aptly wrote at the time.
https://twitter.com/StoweSpeak/status/1124348152801263618
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