Be honest, have you had a Cutwater lately? If you have, you may have a wild tale—or at the very least, a hangover—to share.
What is Cutwater?
Cutwater is a brand of canned cocktails from San Diego, California. The ready-to-drink cocktails contain a variety of real spirits, including vodka, gin, and tequila.
TikTok users say their FYPs are inundated with posts about people drinking Cutwater. People are calling the "unexpectedly" potent canned cocktail “the new Four Loko," and sharing their party jail recollections.
Long Island Iced Tea, Margarita, Vodka Mule, and Tiki Rum Mai Tai Cutwaters are among some of the brand’s most loved beverages. An important context here is that the ABV clocks in at around 13% (!) and that fact is clearly printed on the front of the can.
Is Cutwater the new Four Loko?
In a July 5 post, TikTok creator @nsddahmmy warned, “and just know when that class action lawsuit come out cause they found out they was putting real drugs in the Cut Waters—Imma be signing up. They're too strong.”
The video has 3.7 million views and ignited an exchange among commenters who shared their experiences with the drink one commenter referred to as “blackout juice.” One commenter emphasized the inevitability of legal intervention.
Some TikTok users drew comparisons between Cut Water and Four Loko—the infamous alcoholic malt beverage known for its palatable flavors and turbo alcohol content.
Brooke said, “How did I survive the era of Four Lokos, but 2 Cutwaters took me out ??!!”
Another TikToker added, “Cutwater is the new Four Loko and no one can convince me otherwise. I'm not complaining though 😂.”
Others said they need more answers
TikToker @seanmichaelsnow captioned a July 11 video with 1.8 million views, “I need answers. #cutwater.” The TikTok creator called for a chemist to analyze the contents of the mysteriously potent drink.
“If, like, a chemist sees this video or something, like is there a way that you could take a cup of water to the lab and figure out what the hell is inside of it beyond alcohol?” he asked. “Because at this point, I swear there's like speed or something.”
However, a commenter smartly points out in response to the video, "I’m pretty sure you explained it when you said 13% alcohol."
People reacted to posts about Cutwater on TikTok
Seemingly, everyone on the internet had a "hammered on Cutwater" story to share. People floated theories that Cutwater is concentrated and meant to be diluted with water or soda (not true—Cutwater is a ready-to-drink cocktail, designed to be consumed immediately).
One TikToker says, “I had a White Russian cutwater and had to take a 40 min nap at my own pool party.”
Another adds, “When I bartended, people were only allowed to order 2 Cutwaters.”
Naysayers like @nicolenixon32 said everyone’s lying and “jumping on the viral bandwagon.” In a July 14 video, @nicolenixon32 claimed, “I tried the famous Cutwater, and nothing happened.”
However, commenters didn’t believe her.
One said, “Sis I know you fell after you stop recording 😂😂.”
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