The Internet can be terrifying sometimes—but other times, it can be a magical place.
Case in point, the recent viral reemergence of these A+ ads that ran back in 2003 when Chilean TV first aired the original Star Wars films on cable.
According to several reports, these channels didn’t want to have to cut away for an ad break, but also still had to have the ads in there—so, their solution was to simply put the ads in the movies themselves:
Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in. pic.twitter.com/wC7N2vPNvv
— Windy ? (@heyitswindy) March 2, 2024
Star Wars original trilogy was aired on Chilean TV for the first time in 2003.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 3, 2024
To avoid cutting to commercial breaks, they stitched the commercials into the films themselves.https://t.co/68v8yqvwNc
Specifically, ads for Cerveza Cristal beer.
This resulted in Luke receiving his father’s beer supply instead of a lightsaber:
Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in. pic.twitter.com/wC7N2vPNvv
— Windy ? (@heyitswindy) March 2, 2024
Obi-Wan finding out that the Empire had been storing beer in unlikely places:
this is the funniest fucking thing ever oh my god https://t.co/XXDzkmxuON pic.twitter.com/spMRtArFvb
— Skyler (@StanNajimi) March 3, 2024
Oh, and Palpatine using the force to summon—you guessed it—a beer:
I'd never heard of it, and it's fantastic.
— The Spaceshipper ? (@TheSpaceshipper) March 3, 2024
Above all, it explains how Palpatine somehow survived: with Cerveza Cristal. https://t.co/JtNd4jOE3e pic.twitter.com/kuX3Cn0Ls8
All of these are both ridiculous and hilarious: a favorite combination of mine.
And these ads aren’t the only thing coming to light after they’ve begun to gain popularity on X, as legal documents acquired by Gizmodo Australia, then reported on by IGN, have detailed that LucasFilm Ltd. was allegedly none too happy with these artful(?), alcohol-heavy additions to the material. Gizmodo Australia also noted that the channel allegedly added these same types of ads to airings of American Beauty and Gladiator, which—whew buddy—I would pay a good chunk of change to see those, as well!
Anyway, you better believe Star Wars fans quickly rose to the occasion (they do tend to have the high ground, after all) in order to produce all sorts of A+ jokes and memes around this discovery.
Here are just a few of the best:
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) March 4, 2024
? CERVEZA CRISTAL!? pic.twitter.com/05yjHsLSip
— Josh RR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) March 5, 2024
turns out Zelda 1 was a lot different in Chile pic.twitter.com/1XpssEksDG
— Chris Kohler (@kobunheat) March 5, 2024
Are you not into ? CERVEZA CRISTAL ??? pic.twitter.com/v810nxINhh
— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) March 5, 2024
"Vincent! We happy?"
— Todd Owyoung (@toddowyoung) March 5, 2024
"Oh yeah, we happy."
?¡Cerveza Cristal!? pic.twitter.com/kHzuX7FZ97
Meanwhile in Galaxy's Edge... pic.twitter.com/h02kbjyXij
— Scott Walker (@scottwalker88) March 5, 2024
Caught Iron Man on TV in Chile last night
— ComicBook.com (@ComicBook) March 5, 2024
?CERVEZA CRISTAL? pic.twitter.com/Q3Y9oPsR6K
got a copy of Bioshock from Chile pic.twitter.com/gRVLLzmEo6
— IGN (@IGN) March 5, 2024
No one:
— Todd Owyoung (@toddowyoung) March 5, 2024
Cerveza Cristal: pic.twitter.com/NZ61hqjIZH
— Jordan Mychal Lemos (@jordanarywriter) March 4, 2024
? CERVEZA CRISTAL!? pic.twitter.com/ymg0z7YcGY
— Josh RR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) March 5, 2024
?CERVEZA CRISTAL? pic.twitter.com/LyPnN2GTnb
— ems ❅ (@atotalposer) March 5, 2024
Cerveza Cristal marketing team putting ads in Star Wars movies for the first time pic.twitter.com/kd2eeE57QH
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) March 6, 2024
So...that's a real thing that happened!
If you take only one thing away from this, it’s: CERVEZA CRISTAL!!!







