Marlon Ettinger
Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture.
Kamala Harris’ ‘live broadcast’ hot mic moment during Milton briefing sparks new earpiece conspiracy
The mic picked her whispering behind her hands
On Oct 9, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
An offshore crypto casino is taking bets on whether viral Tampa resident ‘Lieutenant Dan’ will survive Hurricane Milton
The boat owner previously rode out Helene.
Purported autopsy of Thomas Matthew Crooks obtained by far-right news site
The unconfirmed autopsy report raised some eyebrows
On Oct 8, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Trump’s Boomer fans freak over Gen Z MAGA mewing at his rally: ‘Look into this NOW’
They’re mogging the boomers
On Oct 7, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Geico says Cybertruck’s ‘gross weight’ to blame after owners got notices canceling insurance policies
The trucks are still insured, just under a different type of plan.
Helene victims try to steer donors away from FEMA—filing Facebook up with tales of confiscated aid
Other agencies and organizations like TEMA and the Red Cross are also being accused of taking supplies.
On Oct 3, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Unverified Helene death toll rumors flood social media
The confirmed death toll currently stands just below 200 people.
Was Kanye West’s infamous Taylor Swift-VMAs moment a secret plot to save her life?
He wasn’t going to let Beyoncé finish Swift
Jordan Peterson meme subreddit accused of secret 2024 influence effort after white genocide post pops off
The meme says white people might go extinct soon.
On Oct 2, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘$17 for a five-day-old cookie?’: Black market Crumbl pop-up blows up over stale cookies, sky-high prices
Crumbl didn’t go down well down under.
On Oct 1, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Logan Paul flamed for plugging Lunchables knockoff while wife was in labor
He brought Lunchly to the delivery room.
Bitcoin bros feel betrayed by Trump’s new crypto platform
They think he’ll launch his own coin next.
On Sep 30, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Eric Adams accused of changing phone passcode after learning of FBI investigation
He then told investigators he couldn’t remember the passcode, the indictment states.
On Sep 26, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Why are people mad at tech YouTuber Marques Brownlee?
A well-respected tech YouTuber is selling… phone wallpapers?
Meme coiners are trying to get rich quick off Moo Deng
It’s going to the Moon. Deng.
On Sep 25, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
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