The man who Kickstarted his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel

"The hot dog price will not change as long as I'm around."

"This type of behavior needs to be normalized."

"So overdue, but I’m glad we’re finally here."

"I will never cut the cord. Television forever."

"Just watch and take a picture from outside her enclosure like a normal person."

"I’m deeply saddened that one of my favorite franchises has reached this point."