I say, internet, take a gander at these peculiar specimens. What you’re looking at below is a pair of hortaya borzayas (which, let’s be honest, sounds either really fake or exactly the breed you’d get if you were filthy rich) wearing fancy full-body turtleneck dog sweaters.
??? pic.twitter.com/ov6gzlmZx3
— Duchess of Healing (@sindivanzyl) December 21, 2018
The picture was originally posted by Twitter user @sindivanzyl, who cracked her own joke at the snug dogs’ expense.
They're on a shoot for Dogue pic.twitter.com/zIubhdZbYD
— Duchess of Healing (@sindivanzyl) December 21, 2018
And like a pair of vaguely greyhound-ish dogs, Twitter users were off to the races with their own jokes.
The dogs have become an easy way to crack jokes at the kind of upper-crust elites who you might see dressing up their animals in sweaters that cost more than the average human outfit.
They're on a shoot for Dogue pic.twitter.com/zIubhdZbYD
— Duchess of Healing (@sindivanzyl) December 21, 2018
These dogs look like the two soccer moms that judge other moms at every event regardless of if their kid is there or not. https://t.co/5Qbi2K4Xud
— Madilyn (@MadilynRenee) December 22, 2018
These dogs are watching the barista make their pumpkin spice lattes intently. They'll want to speak to a manager soon. https://t.co/hwwCSUmbVE
— I went in and made plays where pain lives (@SnottieDrippen) December 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/BroderickHunter/status/1076888903242661888
Of course, the dogs could just as easily be Instagram influencers.
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1076640483005423616
Or supervillains.
We've been expecting you, Mr. Bond. https://t.co/i4xe4w0lkM
— The Notorious B.E.V. ? (@blade_funner) December 23, 2018
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1076570813254459392
Or royalty.
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/VNkt3Cxz34
— Jason ??? ???? ??? Tetro ?? (@JATetro) December 22, 2018
Or maybe they’re just jerks (just kidding, all dogs are good).
“We’re not disappointed, son, but we just don’t consider Dartmouth to be a real Ivy.” https://t.co/CBg0PT6wFv
— Mary von Aue (@von_owie) December 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/AaronRHanlon/status/1076559181480673281
https://twitter.com/Aito_Cornaro/status/1076710599789346816
Let’s not forget about the smaller pup hiding in the back, wearing a similarly fancy white sweater.
https://twitter.com/CHVNNYBEE/status/1076529478484951041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1076529478484951041&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Fwp-admin%2Fpost.php%3Fpost%3D509911%26action%3Dedit
The dogs even evoked insecurity in some users; even after dunking on these glam pups in their fancy sweaters, we're all still just schlubby plebes.
https://twitter.com/mariskreizman/status/1076873192986329088
If you need something to reinvigorate your love for the good dogs of the people, check out these videos of dogs getting rescued from Hurricane Florence flooding.
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