Author, illustrator, and BoJack Horseman writer Jonny Sun is in a bit of a conundrum. He won an "extremely strangely proportioned" toy dinosaur (or "leggy boi," if you will) over at a bowling alley, and he needs Twitter to help roast his new son.
It's understandable. The toy is shaped a bit like a chicken nugget and its arms are ridiculously tiny compared to its gargantuan, beefy legs. He needs to be shamed.
"I love him," Sun tweeted. "My son looks like a man in a dinosaur costume."
please roast this extremely strangely proportioned leggy boi i won at the bowling alley, i love him pic.twitter.com/FxD8TMCpmB
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
my son looks like how owls look when you realize that owls have extremely long legs
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
my son looks like a human-dinosaur centaur but in rEVERSE
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
Twitter quickly came to Sun's aid and began dunking on the boi. For one, everyone has questions about why he's so thicc.
https://twitter.com/kaysarahsera/status/1073056936411758592
https://twitter.com/bazecraze/status/1073053857620615174
this fool looking like a dino-shaped kids' chicken nugget at sizzler
— george watsky (@gwatsky) December 13, 2018
Others users took one look and thought "me irl."
when the jumpsuit is cute but the sleeves are too small
— @krix@mas.to (@krix) December 13, 2018
Me at 2 am on the way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag https://t.co/2dGdhvlWhQ
— parker something idk (@jurassicparker0) December 13, 2018
me during the first week of the semester when the class is doing ice breakers and i’m trying to rehearse how to say my own name in my head
— meghan (@meghan_jaya) December 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/thewonderfrog/status/1073052284353953793
when u walk out of the pool but the air is cold
— kelly ? (@mondhye) December 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/izabellugh/status/1073127168312573957
He's basically just a really tall dude in a dinosaur outfit.
That's just how tall people look when they lookin through the peephole in the door
— Josh (@JoshHarper777) December 13, 2018
Or Ted Cruz.
https://twitter.com/glazerboohoohoo/status/1073052619969449984
Or maybe he's just missing arm day.
https://twitter.com/Sam_Stick/status/1073051147747741697
https://twitter.com/oogie__boggie/status/1073054564092383232
https://twitter.com/npagl/status/1073052554827841537
— Jaret Czarniecki (@czar0406) December 13, 2018
Of course, a few folks defended the dinosaur and his looks. He has feelings too, y'know.
https://twitter.com/BusCreeps/status/1073093537045078016
I love a man with thick thighs! ? https://t.co/XTcRCFwNHG
— Dashiell M. Silva (@dashiellsilva) December 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/AvatarKitten/status/1073121125230616576
As for Sun? He's aware that his leggy boi is going viral, and if his tweets are any indicator, his heart goes out to him.
oh NO MY POOR SON https://t.co/rkeiQDD6jc
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
MY SON IS LEG BUFF ONLY
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
oh no ur right i love my leggy son!!!
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
Leggy boi, we salute you. Even if you look incredibly uncomfortable.
https://twitter.com/bazecraze/status/1073068365965606912
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https://twitter.com/thewonderfrog/status/1073052284353953793
