If we’ve learned anything in our current timeline, which may or may not be the darkest, depending on who you ask and about what, it’s that anyone can become president if enough dorks are weirdly obsessed with them.
MrBeast for President?
Does this opening statement have anything to do with a recent post on X by mega influencer and humanity toy-er with-er, MrBeast? Why yes it does:
If we lower the age to run for president I’ll jump in the race
— MrBeast (@MrBeast) July 6, 2024
Yup, it’s just that simple these days, folks. If you want to become president, all you need is three things: 1) wanting it, 2) having the bucks, and 3) being 35.
Sadly, one of these elements prevents Mister Beast from becoming our next Chester A. Arthur (for now). Get on that time machine, man. We know one exists!
The internet reacts to MrBeast's political aspirations
But what did the internet think of such a Beast-ly proposal? After all, the president is chosen for the people by the people! (Don’t give me that look!)
if he ever became president would we still call him mr beast https://t.co/ihudw8YOv8
— cam !! (@chuukism) July 7, 2024
Sure, let’s make the guy who makes the blind see and calls himself the (Mr.) Beast president. What could go wrong? https://t.co/wDrQJDAFBB
— Thomistic Disputations (@TDisputations) July 7, 2024
I guarantee that if Mr. Beast was president you would see atrocities on a scale approaching the holocaust https://t.co/ElMGQ9UoFz
— MAX COOL (@VitoComedy) July 7, 2024
I doubt Mr Beast as the US president would even be that different than what we usually see. It’s just that there would likely just be a lot of YouTube videos titled stuff like “We KILLED 100 people with DRONES”
— h (@jamtoastaurchai) July 7, 2024
mr beast would be an insanely awful president. he literally lives off of the revenue from his previous videos. like he relies on his last video doing well to afford the next one cause he spends all his money https://t.co/6tUbfo0i2S
— turtle4k ? (@turtletwiteralt) July 7, 2024
The fact that he considers himself in any way qualified to do this is immediately disqualifying and the fact that I have to make arguments to convince people that mr beast would not be a good president is giving me a brain aneurysm https://t.co/Pu4Co2r3nA pic.twitter.com/g2JtUkWJJp
— AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (@TonyPajama) July 7, 2024
Yeah, unfortunately, not enough people hate the idea.
Not surprised that MrBeast wants to run for president.
— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) July 6, 2024
His last 4 videos have been on key political topics: homebuilding, border patrol, social security and municipal reinvigoration. pic.twitter.com/Meaq2Ri593
I'd love to see a timeline where Mr Beast is Mr POTUS. But knowing how shady politics are, I honestly don't think he's up for the job (cough cough war cough cough healthcare etc).
— Greybell ? (@greybell_vr) July 6, 2024
Nonetheless, he would make a great leader. Imagine vlogging his office work or diplomatic visits ? https://t.co/B5DzXNgML1
My non north american ass if Mr Beast was the president: https://t.co/pFZssvTBwp pic.twitter.com/cCf4BL5Hs5
— ? (@K4G4R0N4K4M4) July 6, 2024
Alright, while we're on the topic of Mr. Beast becoming president..
— Alexander Draconis / Serynder (@SeryPuff) July 7, 2024
I'd vote for him. I can see homelessness being fixed within a year, followed by healthcare.
Would be interested to see what he'd do if others tried strong-arming him into approving plans / policies. pic.twitter.com/r099fRmHpY
the idea of mr beast running for president might seem silly on the surface, but i think he’s very qualified and might even have a serious chance at winning. he turns 35 in 9 years :) https://t.co/B4smZYggIS pic.twitter.com/5mGSq4kwEv
— Soli (@_xSoli) July 6, 2024
No joke, unironically, Mr. Beast would actually be the perfect president https://t.co/0x2dVBnAdk
— JumpingBean (@JumpingBean427) July 6, 2024
Sigh, who am I kidding? If elections are still a thing in 2032, congratulations, President Mister. I look forward to being buried alive or something for $80 and your amusement.
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