Rachel Kiley
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.
‘They are manmade’: Homeowner gets new countertops installed in her kitchen. Then she takes a closer look at the marble
‘I don’t see how a company could stand by that.’
On Mar 27, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
‘That’s not OK’: Woman takes her dog to Home Depot. Then she warns you should never do the same even though they’re allowed
‘Remember they’re babies.’
On Mar 25, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
‘She’s never bought steak before’: Woman goes to her grocery store’s butcher for meat. Then she realizes she has no idea what to ask for
‘I asked for 1 ounce my first time.’
On Mar 21, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
No new memes? TikTokers declare March 2025 the start of the ‘Great Meme Depression’
‘When I’m really old and have grandkids, I’m gonna tell my grandkids about the TikTok Great Depression of March 2025.’
On Mar 19, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
‘Sam’s Club will cut it for you if you ask’: Man buys chuck roll at Sam’s Club for $124.87. Then he shows just how many steaks he can get from it
‘Still chewing on the first steak.’
On Mar 18, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
‘You will regret this’: Server shows what happens when you leave cash tips
“it’s between u and the IRS.”
On Mar 14, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks this short story by company’s new model is ‘so right,’ but everyone else thinks he’s so wrong
‘This is why people like Sam will never be able to do art.’
Reader’s insistence it’s ‘weird’ not to imagine yourself as the main character in every book sparks heated debate
‘Bro not everything is about you.’
On Mar 13, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Rapper and Disney star girlfriend say worker has ‘no proof’ he wore the Bottega jacket he was trying to return. Then the worker pulls up evidence
‘He was speechless.’
On Mar 12, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
‘Not even 1 year old’: Woman buys Shark Pet vacuum cleaner. Then she sees what it does with her dog’s hair
‘As a cleaner…’
‘You’re not prepared…’: Woman gets joggers from Vinted. Then she checks the crotch
‘And this is why I would NEVER buy off there.’
On Mar 11, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
Baristas are rebranding the Americano to ‘Canadiano’ in protest of Trump tariffs
‘You guys should also offer the Gulf of Mexicano.’
On Mar 6, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
SCOTUS ruling could make U.S. water more poopy. We’re doing memes about it
Clean water was fun while it lasted!
On Mar 5, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
‘God forbid cats have hobbies:’ Mischief the cat is so chaotic, his town had to make a map to track him
Mischief the cat has a whole team of people assigned to collect him.
‘That’s so messed up’: Chili’s server shares why you always fill out the surveys—and take them seriously
‘It’s like the Hunger Games out here.’
On Mar 4, 2025 by Rachel Kiley
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