White House
“What a surprise”: Nicki Minaj’s fans grapple with Trump appearance and gifted Trump Gold Card
"Per MY wonderful, gracious, charming President."
White House scrambles after Trump says “we shouldn’t even have” midterm elections
"There's a word for people who think like that."
“I gotta log off”: The White House declares “war on protein” on its social media accounts as international tensions rise
"If there’s been a war on protein it’s been fought by ghosts."
“Wow, what a view!”: Trump paused an energy meeting to admire his ballroom renovations, and the internet turned it into a meme
"Wait a moment, I need to see my beautiful hall."














