Politics
“No one should be laughing at this”: Greenlanders mock U.S. fentanyl crisis amid Trump’s takeover rhetoric
"As an American, I was unfamiliar with Greenland’s humor game."
“Grand Theft Auto” players won’t stop making Charlie Kirk assassination missions
"I thought y’all were down for violence."
Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams snaps at woman after flight—then doubles down online
“Eric Adams, please punch me in the face. I would like if you punched me in the face.”
“Department of War AI will not be woke”: Pentagon moves forward with Grok military integration despite global backlash
"It will work for us."
“When did I do that?”: Trump denies promising $2K tariff revenue checks to Americans
"I just eyerolled so hard my eyeballs turned into Wonder Woman."
“I gotta log off”: The White House declares “war on protein” on its social media accounts as international tensions rise
"If there’s been a war on protein it’s been fought by ghosts."
