The Beyhive has done it again!
A Twitter user launched an interactive Twitter thread called “Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DON’T GET FIRED.” The game was made by Beyoncé super fan @CornyassBitch, whose bio proudly states “Beyoncé spat on my hand as a fan on 5.14.16.”
In the game, users pretend to be Beyoncé’s assistant and are tasked with helping Queen B make it to an event later in the evening. Throughout the game, the “assistant” is handed tasks and must choose the best solutions, all in hopes of pleasing the icon.
If you pick the wrong solution, then you’re fired.
https://twitter.com/cornyassbitch/status/1142591156884127744?s=21
Think you’ve got what it takes?
Warning: We are now moving into spoiler territory.
Here are the challenges.
“It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola, and strawberries. Or a 5-star breakfast”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142592498730061824
If you chose the 5-star breakfast, then, sorry you’re fired.
“She yells at you ‘Are you trying to make me fat like you?!’ Then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter.”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142593456503607296
The correct answer was yogurt, granola, and strawberries.
You may, as Beyoncé would say, “Carry on.”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142593919001059328
“She nods at you for choosing the healthy breakfast, then asks you to FaceTime her daughter who are you FaceTiming, Blue or Rumi?”
If you chose Rumi, then you’re fired.
“She says, ‘She’s only 2….’ then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter.’
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142595141477081088
Miss Blue Ivy Carter was the correct answer.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142595844987768837
The game continues down the assistant rabbit hole, where the user is tasked with making prompt decisions, and one wrong turn could end in swift termination.
For example, “Beyoncé needs something to do while she waits for hair and makeup. What do you suggest? Swimming, painting, or drinking and gossiping.”
Beyoncé needs something to do while she waits for hair and makeup. What do you suggest? Swimming, painting or drinking and gossiping.
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Choosing drinking and gossiping is a quick way to get the pink slip.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142599646688100352
At first, swimming seems like a good option, right?
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142598056300306432
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142602034098532352
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142604842826776576
Wait, no.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142604401627951105
Painting was actually the correct answer.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142599153391767557
Next, “She tells you to play that song from Lemonade. Which song you playing? ‘Sandcastles’ or ‘All Night?’”
If you played “Sandcastles,” you’re fired.
“She starts crying then fires you after the 3:03 minutes.”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142605295429939200
Because true Beyoncé fans know that “All Night” was her favorite track from the album.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142605811207639040
“Beyoncé is running late should she go to the hotel and get ready, or do it in the car?”
Beyoncé is running late should she go to the hotel and get ready or do it in the car?
— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Obviously, she should get ready in the car, right?
No.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142608328842866688
Nevermind, let’s go to the hotel then.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142608727394045952
“The West family offers her to join them in their suite, and Motel 6 is able to provide a whole floor. Which should you suggest?”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142617676763680768
This one is a no-brainer, obviously the Motel 6!
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142618630036656128
“Beyoncé’s laptop went missing! What are you doing? Looking for it yourself, or letting the hotel beware it’s missing, or both?”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142730727559008258
Should you look for it first on the hotel floor or the car?”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142718928440840192
“It was in the car.”
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142723423598022656
It’s now time for the event!
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142733346830635008
What happens next will be revealed later, as the game, according to the person who made it, is not yet finished and is expected to be completed later today.
https://twitter.com/CORNYASSBITCH/status/1142744873486843904
Though that hasn’t stopped thousands of people from playing it already. In less than 24 hours, the game has received thousands of retweets. It has united those from beyond the Beyhive, as everyone stepped up to see if they had what it took to work with the Queen B.
What did you get fired for?
https://twitter.com/debp___/status/1142682597228601344
https://twitter.com/itsyagurllkeeks/status/1142841165923987461
https://twitter.com/TraceEllis/status/1142763617961594880
Now, you know she didn’t want to deal with Kim’s desperate fangirling and Kanye’s moodiness before a performance. pic.twitter.com/UpmDjI2C2Q
— Phaelix Phaelicis ✨ (@pbiddy06) June 23, 2019
This was clearly better than Black Mirror’s “Bandersnatch.”
https://twitter.com/herbiehandclap/status/1142652180425531392
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