Wake up at 3:32 am. Dunk in Saratoga ice water. Rub banana on face. Get roasted by the internet. Ashton Hall’s morning routine is the biggest meme on the internet right now
This morning routine so unhinged it’s basically performance art.
On Mar 24, 2025 by Katka Lapelosa
This fitness coach’s unhinged routine has the entire internet ‘locking in’ with Saratoga water—30 memes
‘By age 25 you should have: one bowl, one lemon, twenty ice cubes, four bottles Saratoga water.’
On Mar 24, 2025 by Anna Good
‘I did ONE cyclebar class and will never go back’: Woman takes 15-minute cycling class. Then she ends up in the hospital
‘Beware of cycling.’
On Mar 16, 2025 by Alexandra Samuels
Fitness influencer flamed for preaching inclusivity—then banning trans women at new ‘Girls Only’ gym
Former supporters are furious.
On Mar 11, 2025 by Katherine Huggins
‘They would bury it in a landfill’: Doctor warns stay away from protein powder. Then he shares the surprising farming history of the popular supplement
‘This is nonsense.’
On Feb 22, 2025 by Ljeonida Mulabazi
‘I was just here a couple of days ago’: Woman goes to Anytime Fitness. She can’t believe what she finds
‘This happened to me a few years ago with them!’
On Sep 5, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
‘Most women would not like to see that number’: Woman says doctor fat-shamed her. She’s a fitness coach
‘Wow that needs to be reported.’
On Jun 12, 2024 by Stace Fernandez
‘He’s doing the same thing’: Woman gets fired for having a fitness TikTok. Now, the man who fired her has one too
‘Oh, how the tables have turned.’
On Apr 20, 2024 by Nina Hernandez
‘Go woke, go broke’: Right-wingers call for Planet Fitness boycott over transgender locker room policy
Controversy was stirred after a trans woman was photographed in the gym’s locker room.
On Mar 21, 2024 by Katherine Huggins
‘I accidentally walked a marathon’: Buffet marathoner spends 26 hours at Anytime Fitness for free without getting kicked out
‘You spent more time in the gym in one day than I have in my lifetime.’
On Nov 18, 2023 by Jack Alban
‘Dollar Tree boutta be GMC’: Customer shows all the low-cost protein drinks and supplements for ‘gym rats’ he finds
‘These Dollar Store deals are INSANE for gym rats.’
On Nov 13, 2023 by Angela Littlefield
‘Wendy’s chili has pretty damn good macros’: Fitness expert orders large chili at drive-thru. Here’s why he recommends it as a lunch option
‘Down 80 pounds & it helped me big time! the taste is on point to.’
On Nov 2, 2023 by Melody Heald
‘No chance this was 8 dollars’: Customer shares how to get ‘the most’ out of your Chipotle order
‘In California this is $13.’
On Aug 9, 2023 by Jack Alban
‘They just don’t want to pay that unemployment’: Worker says Anytime Fitness employee only accepted 2-week notice after they fired her
‘I’m getting emails from the owner saying that I was never fired.’
On May 11, 2023 by Maya Wray
YouTubers leak emails of all-natural, manosphere influencer Liver King, alleging years of steroid abuse
‘In a weird way, I’m grateful for the recent events that have shed light on this complicated-as-f*ck topic.’
On Nov 30, 2022 by Mikael Thalen
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