Ted Cruz

“Save your photo opp and spare your prayers”: Critics accuse Ted Cruz of bailing on Texas during a disaster—again

“You don’t get to pretend to care about dead children.”

On Jul 9, 2025 by Lindsey Weedston

“You don’t know anything about Iran”: Tucker Carlson grills Ted Cruz in an interview, and the internet has mixed feelings about the whole thing

“Ted Cruz has done some pretty despicable things, but making Tucker Carlson look like the voice of reason has to be the worst.”

On Jun 18, 2025 by Anna Good

Meme History: Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer memes

What’s the connection between an infamous serial killer and a controversial Texas senator?

On Apr 6, 2025 by Kyle Calise

‘Dad has no spine but she does’: Ted Cruz’s daughter praised after telling mom ‘don’t clap’ for Trump

Trump has previously mocked Cruz’s wife.

On Nov 8, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

Ted Cruz hit with election finance complaint over $600,000 in podcast payments to his PAC

Ted Cruz doesn’t take any payment for the podcast, but his PAC does.

On Apr 9, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

‘He’s got the wrong Weiner’: Ted Cruz mixes up senator with disgraced politician Anthony Weiner during online spat

Cruz appears to have mixed up the two Weiners on purpose.

On Mar 21, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

How Ted Cruz killed the Zodiac Killer meme

All good things must come to an end.

On Feb 10, 2024 by Michael Boyle

‘Curse is absolutely real’: Texas sports fans want Ted Cruz banned from games after UT playoff defeat adds to slew of brutal losses he’s attended

‘The Ted Cruz Curse is absolutely real.’

On Jan 2, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

‘Poopy pants’ says Ted Cruz, out loud, to a crowd of people: ‘The president has poopy pants’

The comment came at TPUSA’s AmericaFest.

On Dec 19, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

‘STAY AWAY’: Astros fans blame Ted Cruz for Championship Series loss

‘Astros are now 0-5 in home playoff games attended by ted cruz.’

On Oct 24, 2023 by Sasha Rogelberg

Ted Cruz pushes claim Biden will limit Americans to 2 beers—stages cringe group swig video to protest

Conservatives believe President Joe Biden is coming for their beer.

On Aug 31, 2023 by Mikael Thalen

JD Vance demands Gigi Sohn defend hypothetical tweets he made up at confirmation hearing

Gigi Sohn has now gone through 3 confirmation hearings since being nominated by Biden in 2021.

On Feb 14, 2023 by Mikael Thalen

‘Drunken lover’s quarrel’: Ted Cruz mocked for his response to Pelosi attack after he gets hit in the head with a beer can

The 33-year-old beer thrower has since been charged with aggravated assault.

On Nov 8, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

‘Eat my d*ck you a**hole’: Everyone wants Ted Cruz to go to a World Series game in Philly after New Yorkers heckle him

‘Pray like you’ve never prayed before.’

On Oct 24, 2022 by David Covucci

Ted Cruz roasted after asking Ketanji Brown Jackson if she believes babies are racist

The ‘racist babies’ question didn’t make much sense.

On Mar 22, 2022 by Claire Goforth