Stephen Colbert teaches James Franco a thing or 2 about Tolkien

Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day’s must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.

• Are bigger pics enough to get you excited about Facebook again?
• A remade Breaking Bad intro sends the show back to the ’90s.
• The mosh girl meme has an Egyptian twin brother. 
• Watch Stephen Colbert school James Franco on Tolkien:

• A superb gallery of old, fat men in baseball uniforms.
• Japanese women are wearing advertisements on their thighs.
• Party aficionado Andrew W.K. is the new spokesman for Playtex sex wipes. 
• 11 fun facts about SXSW. Did you know it could have been called “Third Coast”?
• 12 years after “That’s How I Beat Shaq,” Mr. O’Neal gets revenge on Aaron Carter:

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