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Martha Stewart’s set from the Bieber roast is one for the history books

Give her a standup special, ASAP.

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There were a lot of “Oh, snap” moments during last night’s Roast of Justin Bieber, but the biggest snaps came courtesy of Martha Stewart.  

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Here’s her full set, in which she knocks down Kevin Hart within the first 30 seconds, zings Chris D’Elia with a douche joke, then gives Justin Bieber some very solid advice for when he inevitably ends up in prison, while dissing Shaq’s mom. 

She then tells Bieber he needs a “player in the boardroom and a freak in the bedroom”—specifically, her. Someone please give her an hour special on Comedy Central, and remix her set with this song

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