Kim Kardashian prays for an eternal tan in a letter to her future self

It finally happened—Kim Kardashian slipped into Stuart Smalley mode for Glamour and wrote an inspirational letter to herself 10 years from now. 

In the heartwarming bit of absurdist theater, she offers advice to herself for dealing with a 12-year-old North, expresses her hope that she will continue to ignore the “haters,” and prays for a green juice that will keep her “tan forever.”

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She also looks into the gaping maw of the future and asks the hard questions: “Are selfies still a thing?” We’re getting a little choked up here. 

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The most important takeaway from the video is that Kim uses Google Docs, just like us mortals. 

H/T Glamour | Screengrab via Glamour