Stephen Colbert lists his demands for a Hillary Clinton presidency

Like many Americans, Stephen Colbert has some ideas for what Hillary Clinton can do for him if she becomes the next president.

Ignoring all of her campaign promises, Colbert dives into his own, more ridiculous demands, ranging from his dream job to saving groundhogs from a dark and grizzly fate. While she could pull maybe one of these off, Colbert might want to stick to his day job instead.

Colbert might list his final demand for the good of the show, but in reality it’s not such a good idea. Despite initial and promising predictions, It’s pretty bad for business.

Screengrab via The Late Show with Stephen Colbert/YouTube