Soul sister Erykah Badu has showed the internet her palm reading “skills” after a Twitter user requested the singer’s telepathic magic. The tweet inspired a wave of hand photos soon after, allowing Badu to serve as a visionary for all that desired her much-needed guidance.
I’m getting a strong sense that you are trend setter. But You will influence many more by your example of kindness. https://t.co/mkUHNqTkoV
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
“Self “is a key word that keeps comin to me. Try to consider others more today. :-) https://t.co/fHnA3rfejV
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
A tree is still there . The moon still shines.. https://t.co/JajNXkoQsp
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
Though some of the readings were sincere and empowering, Badu really took it as an opportunity to take the piss out of her telepathic abilities, serving a plate of sarcasm along with most of the tweets:
You are already very rich inside. Play your drum and the Angels always hear your song. Let yourself love again. https://t.co/QK4t8VTGMp
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 26, 2016
I feel You are too nice to these Hos. You should start givin these mufukas the bizness. Don’t letm run over you boo. https://t.co/7hQCutfIAo
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
U the boss. Period. https://t.co/23w5eG0tOA
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
You will Lay off the porn for 2 weeks. https://t.co/0odO8BVuX4
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
Santa is not real. I’m sorry. https://t.co/lSGXJ8meMr
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
You’ve been here before. There is not much you do not know. Purchase Baduism immediately. https://t.co/n1Kl3dhbg0
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
You ARE the father. https://t.co/y8FrJJV76d
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
I see many children in your future in a weird form today..Like 123 or 124.. I see Netflix and I see..Is that chill? https://t.co/KnHDj2Bpku
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
According to my calculations you are dead. https://t.co/2TKPVIW6fx
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
I’m feeling ..you will soon be out of the “friend zone”.. https://t.co/XnRoXoUCom
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
Lets see … You will meet you’re soul mate at a soup kitchen volunteering with you. https://t.co/4KqkmYlufg
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 26, 2016
You will Live a comfy life with no shits to give. Congrats. https://t.co/CahiK7j2t8
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
Badu’s deep, spiritual connection has her even guessing that one guy is going to find a specific kind of Pokemon.
I’m seeing that u will catch the first gay Pokemon … https://t.co/Y1wmjoVvfL
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
We sure hope she’s right.
