Dotted Lines: Fake Tumblr slang and the best Gotye parody ever

Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day’s must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.

• Report: The FTC is ill-equipped to police online privacy violations.
• Facebook is replacing its clunky, error-prone iPhone app with a new one that’s optimized for speed and photo viewing.
• The U.K. is considering a measure that would block access to online pornography unless users opt in.
• Slacktory.com trolls the Internet with a hilarious, fake list of Tumblr slang terms.
• Movie websites unchanged since the ‘90s are the Internet’s time capsules.
• A single-serving site called areweinthefutureyet.com confirms that today’s date is “the future” from the original Back to the Future.

Above: YouTuber TeddieFilms asks George Lucas, “What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?” in the best Gotye parody yet.