Kim Kardashian’s tweets are less inane when Bette Midler sings them

The queen Bette Midler has already tackled TLC. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she stared into the void and put the tweets of Kim Kardashian to music.

She hit all the classics: Kim’s tweet about that godforsaken dress, the one where she talks about makeup, the one where she talks about shoes. Such a diverse array! Of course Midler’s voice adds a gilded edge to the garbage heap.

Next, Midler needs to tackle Jaden Smith’s tweets.

Screengrab via Jimmy Kimmel Live/YouTube