Rod, shaft, willy… There are so many nicknames for the male sex organ it seems like almost anything can be a stand-in for a penis.
So you can’t really blame this woman, who goes by Ella on Twitter, for being suspicious when a random guy on Instagram told her he was going to direct message her a picture of his “Gundam.“
Luckily, in this case, Gundam actually meant Gundam, which for those who don’t know, is a giant fighting robot. The guy wasn’t a creep so much as a big ol’ adorable nerd who likes building models.
random instagram dude: im gonna dm u a pick of my gundam
— elle (@nevermindsonia) March 24, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/nGKou3GtWF
holy shit it was really his gundam pic.twitter.com/qOkgAgSX7J
— elle (@nevermindsonia) March 24, 2016
As fate would have it, Ella randomly ran into this very nerd.
today i met the gundam guy in person by chance and idk man i might marry him
— elle (@nevermindsonia) April 25, 2016
And she will eventually, as she predicted, marry him.
https://twitter.com/mitsurutenma/status/933165353990946816
i cannot believe gundam guy asked me to marry him…. i am going to be… mrs. gundam
— elle (@nevermindsonia) November 22, 2017
There’s nothing Twitter loves more than a good love story, and Ella’s story has already been shared over 23,000 times and liked over 60,000 times. Gundam fans were particularly impressed.
our love story in four pictures pic.twitter.com/5qtH00JYUL
— elle (@nevermindsonia) November 22, 2017
this is fucking precious
— worldbuilding thiccshaman (@Thiccshxmxn) November 22, 2017
Congratulations pic.twitter.com/73ZRQB2fYv
— Minovsky (@MinovskyArticle) November 22, 2017
Very nice to see a real life version of this: pic.twitter.com/2qh6aqM9ZC
— Luna Sy (@l_unaSy) November 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/Krollzero/status/933391395947196416
It’s nice to know that being a guy who’s into building model robots doesn’t mean you can’t find a sweet girl, fall in love, and live happily ever after.
a little more about gundam guy and myself: we went to HS together, began talking in march 2016, went on our first date in april, and he’s been the most supportive and loving person in the whole world for me
— elle (@nevermindsonia) November 22, 2017
Of course, it doesn’t hurt if you look like you could fight a robot barehanded and come out on top.
me and gundam guy went to the beach and he makes me look like a potato pic.twitter.com/U1cMc4AyyY
— elle (@nevermindsonia) August 7, 2016
Still, love is love. Anyone who can find it should cherish it and hold onto it with giant metal fists for as long as they can.
