You know you want to watch Shaq smash Brent Barry’s guitar

Should Hollywood be bold enough to remake Animal House in the next few years, then Shaquille O’Neal may qualify for a role based on nothing more than his guitar-bashing technique. Here, in a goofy video for Inside the NBA, he interrupts fellow basketball champ and commentator Brent Barry’s impromptu jam session, imparting a grave lesson about sticking to the “classics.”

But don’t worry, sensitive musicians: the acoustic guitar barely suffers before being pulverized into sawdust. Imagine if it had to endure an actual verse from “Jessie’s Girl.”

Next up: breaking Jon Barry’s turntable over one knee.   

H/T BroBible | Photo via Ashok Gamer/YouTube