Anyone who’s ever wondered what it’s like to push a meme from the world of online social media into the world of middle school hijinks is in luck, because there’s a viral story making the rounds right now that fits the bill perfectly.
In a series of tweets posted on Saturday, writer B.N. Harrison detailed a story of how a “tween” (named Max, for the purposes of the story) pulled a fast one on a middle school teacher, all with a simple, totally random phrase: “Save $500 on bread this year—click here!”
The full details of the story are best ingested in Harrison’s tweet thread, which explains how Max successfully convinced an entire middle school class to embrace the seemingly innocuous phrase, eventually leading to an unnerving moment for one of the school’s math teachers.
“My math teacher is low-key terrified of all of us,” the tween in my house told us tonight at dinner.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
And then she explained why. (thread)
So, apparently, about a month ago, the tween (who asks to be known to you as Max) decided to start an active, participatory meme amongst the entire seventh grade.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
“Save $500 on bread this year–click here!”
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
Max, who apparently has unnatural, cult-like leadership qualities, persuaded a core group of friends to whisper this phrase to everyone they saw at school one afternoon. And they complied. All the 40+ 7th graders in her middle school.
How did she come up with this phrase?
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
From the teeming maw of creative chaos that is her brain. It’s not a reference to anything. It is purely random. An act of reckless dadaism.
It took about a month for the phrase to achieve complete group saturation.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
At the end of the month, one of the 7th graders–Max doesn’t know which one–wrote this phrase down on a piece of paper, and placed it on their math teacher’s desk before class one day.
Now, at this point, it’s just funny in the normal way. Students decide to confuse their teacher by flaunting an in-joke. Happens all the time, I’m sure. Teachers get used to being mystified by their students.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
Max and the other 7th graders come into math class one day, and the teacher puts the note up on the overhead projector.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
“Save $500 on bread this year–click here!”
The children are silent.
The teacher waits. Silence.
He gestures toward the screen. “So…what does this mean?”
The 7th graders burst into laughter.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
“No, seriously, one of you needs to explain this,” he says.
And the class falls silent. Because… you know.
There is no explanation. Except that Max is both random and charismatic and apparently they all do her bidding.
Then.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
Then.
Max stands up at her desk. She stands very straight and tall (she demonstrated for me and her mom at the dinner table) and places one hand behind her back.
“Kind of like when you put your hand over your heart for the Pledge of Allegiance,” she explains to us.
She then proceeds to read the note from off the overhead projector, in a solemn, declamatory manner.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
“SAVE $500 ON BREAD THIS YEAR. CLICK HERE.”
And then
then
(and keep in mind, this was, in no way orchestrated in advance)
all the other kids put their hand behind their back.
“At what point, exactly, did they do this?” I ask, when I can breathe again after laughing for approximately 20 minutes.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
“As soon as I said ‘click here’,” says Max.
The students are quiet. Staring at their math teacher. Max is still standing. The teacher stares back.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
And then, quietly, Max sits back down, and her followers resume normal posture.
“What did your teacher do then?” I ask, breathless with fascination and admiration.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
Apparently, he then phoned the front office to apprise them of the situation.
“Why did he call the office??” I ask, baffled.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
“So they could call kids to the office and ask them questions.”
“…why?”
“Because it could be taken as a threat or some shit? I don’t know, my school’s weird.”
Many adults in school administration see kids as chaotic elements that must be rigidly controlled or else everything will fall to shit. Any “unusual” behavior worries them and makes them act like tyrants.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
But here is what is hilarious to me:
The principal might ask questions. They might get some kids to tell them that some other kid passed them a note that said “Save $500 on bread this year”.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
But nobody–nobody–is going to be able to explain to the administration or the teachers what happened that day.
It wasn’t planned. At all. Max was improvising the entire time, and the other kids just…followed her lead.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
Students passing a note around is normal.
Students spontaneously acting on the cue of one of their peers is not normal.
Max is not normal. Max is a fucking genius.
Even I might be willing to admit, from a school administration standpoint, that it is slightly…concerning that one 12-year old can effortlessly bend THE ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE to her will.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
But. *whispers* that’s the part of the story they’ll NEVER find out about.
No matter what questions they ask, no matter who’s willing to talk to them…
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
what are those kids going to say?
“Max did a thing, so…we all just did the thing.”
They don’t know why they did it. MAX doesn’t know why they did it. She doesn’t know why SHE did it.
Imagine a middle school administrator of average intelligence and no particular creativity, trying to wrap their heads around this situation.
— B.N. Harrison (@bnharrison_b) November 25, 2017
Just…imagine that.
I would feel sorry for them but I’m too busy laughing my fucking ass off.
Harrison subsequently tweeted out a photo of Max, and commented that since the thread went viral, the amount of notifications coming in is staggering. It shouldn’t come as much surprise that people are liking and retweeting the thread, however―if there’s anything social media loves, it’s a good story with a charismatic protagonist.
