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Corporate speak is getting merciless mocked on Twitter

Just checking in again.

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The language in your work e-mails is probably repetitive. The phrases let me know if you have any questions and hey, just checking in are burned into your brain. But we’re all just speaking in codes. What are we really trying to say?

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A woman started a Twitter thread on Wednesday about the real meanings behind corporate speak.

https://twitter.com/MsReginaM/status/918141292294561792

Soon, other people began adding their own translations.

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https://twitter.com/MsReginaM/status/918158172707201025

There’s “at your earliest convenience.”

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“Per my last e-mail.”

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“Just wanted to touch base with you.”

https://twitter.com/_ThatShitQuay/status/918220511485808641

“See below.”

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https://twitter.com/therAfua/status/918521530014945281

Subtly telling off a colleague in a work e-mail is an art form. Pretty much every phrase has some weight behind it.

https://twitter.com/SirMostChildish/status/918198683262509056

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https://twitter.com/PrettyAssNee/status/918159951247364101

Now you know.

 
The Daily Dot