The 2016 Donald Trump Olympics: a virtual event where copious amounts of wigs, competitive spray tanning, and air kissing are part of a series of vigorous athletic games. HuffPost Comedy brought these competitive sports to life with their Stupor Tuesday, challenging Twitter to fight for a win in “Innovative Imaginary Sport” ahead of the 2016 Rio Olympics.
It’s time for the #TrumpOlympics! Where no matter who wins or loses, everyone definitely 100% loses! pic.twitter.com/eDWPUryRUR
— HuffPost Comedy (@HuffPostComedy) August 2, 2016
The #TrumpOlympics hashtag not only confirms that any victory is an illusion, but demonstrates new levels of savagery:
https://twitter.com/dadtimkaine/status/760561279476064257
#TrumpOlympics “Poll Faulting”https://t.co/ynf2hJcMz3
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 2, 2016
Fencing #TrumpOlympics pic.twitter.com/oa4YRlcd1E
— Ronnie Welsch (@Ronzo65) August 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/cciedotnyc/status/760564183121465344
10,000 Me-Me-Me-ters #TrumpOlympics
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/MissLizzyNJ/status/760553153817444352
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/760552584189018113
Synchronized Shirtless Dressage #TrumpOlympics pic.twitter.com/a1t1vMAcOx
— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) August 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/760550859050745857
Air Kissing #TrumpOlympics pic.twitter.com/27iIDvxyZf
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 2, 2016
Sandwich Making #TrumpOlympics pic.twitter.com/lCKf5FvcqI
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 2, 2016
Mysogymnatics
— Apparently Jane (@spencedbyus) August 2, 2016
#trumpolympics @HuffPostComedy
Downhill Race to the Bottom
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) August 2, 2016
#TrumpOlympics
The passing of the torch #TrumpOlympics pic.twitter.com/myL6RSA5z9
— Jill Capewell (@capeybara) August 2, 2016
Triathlon:
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) August 2, 2016
Divorce, Bankruptcy & Tanning #TrumpOlympics
#TrumpOlympics Rhythmic Draft Dodging pic.twitter.com/f93731P4T6
— imfabulous (@imfabulous13) August 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/760549564633976832
Synchronized speaking #TrumpOlympics pic.twitter.com/O00MIPTWUU
— Zach Joseph (@zachj46) August 2, 2016
Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 2, 2016
The most epic event? Whichever one this hot pink dick is eligible for.
#TrumpOlympics “running dickatlon” pic.twitter.com/WYhOgpAUFM
— BERNER WITH HILLARY (@WirSindAlleFRK) August 2, 2016