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Man who joined Tinder as a toilet finds himself flush with matches

He must be overflowing with confidence.

Miles Klee

Updated on May 29 2021 5:40 pm CDT

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Tinder users have had remarkable success posing as everything from a ghost to pizza to Adolf Hitler, so it’s hardly a shocker that people love to flirt with this charming toilet.

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“I’ll preface this by saying: I had never used Tinder before this experiment and, frankly, I’m not sure I ever will again,” wrote Alex Scola, regarding his adventures as a handsome fixture named Oliet, during which he secured 200 matches with men and women alike. “Tis a scary place.”

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Scola better not deactivate this profile unless he wants to see his romantic prospects go down the drain.

H/T Metro | Photo by dirtyboxface/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He’s the author of two odd books of fiction, ‘Ivyland’ and ‘True False.’