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These Tinder messages on valentines are straight-up terrifying

How do I love thee? Let me count the negs.

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Miles Klee

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Tinder messages from dudes are 100 percent garbage, but as this Tumblr proves, they’re even creepier when you read them on a big pink Valentine’s Day heart.

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Yes, in the grand tradition of PornHub Comments on Valentines, Tinder Messages on Valentines plumbs the gross imagination of the average horny bro to deliver epistolary odes that merit nothing less than awed silence. Read on if you dare.   

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Come on, fellas—you’re gonna want to save some of these lines for when you’re sloshed on St. Patrick’s day.

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