Everyone’s talking about this good dunk, a basketball slammeroo so powerful that it left the defender sitting speechless on the floor and the crowd rushing in to mock him.
You thought it was impossible for one human being to shame another so thoroughly using only the old orange pigskin roundball, but as you can see, you were wrong:
Here y’all go…🤒🐇 (2 angles) pic.twitter.com/EwJsxvHK0l
— Jordyn Adams (@jordynadams10) August 25, 2016
The dunker of the good dunk is Jordyn Adams, a mere teenager from Blythewood, South Carolina, whose prowess in two sports has made him a top high school prospect. But those sports are baseball and football, not the big basketball dunk competition.
Consider the implications: His poor opponent was humiliated, in a fashion worthy of a poster on a fanatic’s wall, by someone who doesn’t even “handle the rock” on a regular basis. Goddamn. Goddamn goddamn.
The reaction to the very good dunk has been tremendous and pitiless:
OMG homeboy got baptized 😖😖
— JerryAscione (@JerryAscione) August 25, 2016
You can see the exact moment when that kid’s soul left his body. pic.twitter.com/DPZS6TzeDe
— Godzilla Shammgodzilla (@FanSince09) August 25, 2016
If this happened to my son he’d go up for adoption https://t.co/RnsH8U2ha5
— Godzilla Shammgodzilla (@FanSince09) August 25, 2016
“Dad! I’m the student council president!”
— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) August 25, 2016
Didn’t know posters could hold office, son.
Just an all-around brutal shellacking.
And now, just for rub-ins, “Jordyn Adams dunk” is now the top Google search for Adams’s name, surpassing anything to do with the sports he actually plays.
Turns out that yes, indeed, it was a very good dunk.
