Sit down, pour a cup of coffee, and get ready because the #StrandedBae saga is a lot to unpack. Last night, the hashtag took over Twitter, with everyone chiming in and taking sides.
The tale begins with @__iamqueenk.
https://twitter.com/__iamqueenk/status/833541030813241344
soooo, me and this been in love with eachother, planning life goals and shit. Planning trips, ya know stuff like that
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so he lives in D.C. & decided to fly me out there for Valentine’s Day, paid for the flights, you know the whole package. pic.twitter.com/c5aFMbPibf
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so this nigga surprised me & got this tshirt made, I was like oh shit this nigga really all about me. Okay bet. pic.twitter.com/mocujdL8Ba
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so I fly out there everything perfect, nigga paid for everything, vday was perfect. Okay cool. Oh & we had matching shirts pic.twitter.com/YVZTplBiXr
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so fast foward I miss my flight & he says “babe imma come back & get u when I leave work” okay cool keep in mind this at 3pm
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
bitchhhhhhhhh 7 hours go by I still haven’t heard from this nigga, I’m still at the airport pic.twitter.com/dtvNcKZcJQ
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so I’m worried bitch, I’m hitting his friends up tryna see where he at: nobody knows pic.twitter.com/OdrVT2HMz8
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
soooo I end up stranded at the airport, it’s like 4am & I see this…. this nigga on sc with his niggas……. pic.twitter.com/An98MpRfu2
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so bitch I’m heated, been at the airport for damn near 10 hours while he out partying. Bitch hungry, cold, I’m stressed pic.twitter.com/8wWxUnzPA1
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so I’m blowing his phone up, nigga ignoring me & then I see this pic.twitter.com/9nDoOGRe81
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
the same friends I was reaching out to looking for him worried, was with him all along pic.twitter.com/jKL91aFk3g
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so bitch I catch a cab to this nigga house, ready to beat ass. pic.twitter.com/LT8fnCj9e8
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
so I go up to the door bangin on that bitch, it’s like 5am. All his friends there but nobody answering the door🤔
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
bitch after 20 mins of knocking I go outside, bitch the police in the front of the house. pic.twitter.com/2KswsMUYYW
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
this nigga tell the police he don’t want me back n his house, so they make me leave 🙄
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
this nigga still ignoring my calls, texts & all. Hours later he text me like “you ate?” Like nigga you left me for dead… pic.twitter.com/eGAg8HZ6dI
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
I got on sc & seen he posted this…. threw that bitch ass bear on the ground. Fuck you & that damn bear pic.twitter.com/of6eD5gFZO
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
nigga still ignoring me. Talking shit on twitter but still didn’t give me an explanation. So I’m confused why he did this
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
hours later I see this… BITCHHHHHH…… BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHKZKSKSJBSHSJISNSBS pic.twitter.com/YzrEHwvN66
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
bitch I feel like keke in brotherly love. Lmfao this nigga played tf outta me. pic.twitter.com/jeSAXlnKIx
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
So that’s act one. She flies to D.C. to see a man. At the airport for her return trip, her flight gets canceled. Instead of picking her up and helping her out, her man goes out and parties, leaving her stranded.
Hence, #StrandedBae.
But @KashMoneyKanee, after getting dragged, deserves to tell his side, and he has a totally different story.
Speaking of rats, #StrandedBae accused @KashMoneyKanee of having a rodent infestation.
the mice in his house already was tryna give me a sign that he was no good :( pic.twitter.com/TkdmmS7LBe
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
Not many believed his side of the story, though.
Eventually, others started chiming in with experiences they’d allegedly had with #StrandedBae, claiming she’d pulled moves like this before.
Mannnnnn I should make a thread on some other crazy ass shit that hoe did but it’s way too much .
— 𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶 (@queenlexo) February 20, 2017
It includes pregnancies by her imaginary boyfriend, money she don’t have, being homeless,scamming, lying about sugar daddies & work etc etc😂
— 𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶 (@queenlexo) February 20, 2017
Y’all need to understand that these other stories including mine happened in 2015 there are no receipts I don’t even have that phone
— 𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶 (@queenlexo) February 20, 2017
There are several other threads like that, all accusing the woman of similar behavior. #StrandedBae denied those.
It’s crazy to me how many people deadass making up these threads when they know none of that shit ever happened. Like y’all weird bro
— MK. (@__iamqueenk) February 20, 2017
Even #StrandedBae’s mom jumped in.
This bobby brown looking nigga, was all over my daughter sweating her n shit pic.twitter.com/2MjQWCKwGh
— Tina King (@MsTinaKing1) February 20, 2017
The mouse got its own parody account and started sparring with the mother.
https://twitter.com/beatrice_mnk/status/833602493632372736
Anyway, the whole experience left Twitter perplexed.
Woke up to #strandedbae trending and I have no clue why cuz I can’t find the original thread pic.twitter.com/aHBx9AAEBE
— PWG Media 🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩 (@Cool_Calm_Chris) February 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/fvrvx/status/833677222653329408
https://twitter.com/DopeNkordei/status/833676703843115012
https://twitter.com/Maat___/status/833674554379796480
If you can figure out who to believe, you’ve got the rest of the internet beat.
#StrandedBae did not respond to a request for comment over Twitter.
@KashMoneyKanee, though, had the right response.
Twitter still undefeated cus it beat us both.💀
— Himothy (@soiceyboykane) February 20, 2017
Truth.
Update 9:18am, Feb. 24: The Daily Dot spoke to both @KashMoneyKanee and @__iamqueenk to get their sides of the story. Read the definitive oral history of the #StrandedBae saga.
