Man ‘carves’ a pumpkin with his rifle because America

He’s a pretty good shot.

Miles Klee

Updated on May 27 2021 7:17 pm CDT

Can any Halloween tradition compare to laying some newspaper on the kitchen table, scooping the guts out of a pumpkin, and carving a sinister jack-o’-lantern grin to delight the scores of pint-sized trick-or-treaters?

Uh, yeah. This is America, buddy—so you may as well use a gun.

We’re guessing this guy gives out ammo at his house.

H/T Digg | Photo via hickok45/YouTube

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He’s the author of two odd books of fiction, ‘Ivyland’ and ‘True False.’