A young man named Denzel was recently faced with a difficult choice: destroy his laptop, which had frozen with pornography pulled up on the Web browser, or deal with the repercussions of his mom catching him streaming erotic filth on Pornhub.
With time running out, he drew his lot and smashed his screen:
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— 👑 Denzbappé 👑 (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
Though there are countless better ways to solve this problem (mash the power button, shut the laptop), we applaud Denzel for his decisiveness. In one fell swoop he made his problem—and his computer—go away.
Then came an outpouring of brand generosity. Pornhub itself caught word of Denzel’s tragic story and decided to make him whole again.
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/588064687385874432
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan,” wrote Pornhub VP Corey Price in an email to the Daily Dot. “It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good wank within the security of their rooms. We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
Lesson learned: Pornhub will do absolutely anything to keep their customers coming back for more.
H/T BroBible | Photo via DenzelMichaelUK/Twitter
