Police roast dude they arrested over gang sign Facebook photo

Get him to the burn unit.

Miles Klee

Updated on May 27 2021 4:14 am CDT

You know what’s cool? Gang signs. Even cooler? Timidly throwing gang signs in front of a police car while the cops are in 7-Eleven. Coolest of all? Doing that and slapping the photographic evidence on Facebook.

Unless, of course, you and the friend who took that photo are arrested shortly afterward and get roasted alive by the “marranos” you were dissing. The cops even threw a “Damn, Daniel” reference in there? That’s lit.

What are this marranos doing in my hood?

Tough break. Just be glad you don’t have big ears.

Photo via Valerie Everett/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He’s the author of two odd books of fiction, ‘Ivyland’ and ‘True False.’