Rowan County clerk Kim Davis is having a bad week.
After denying a marriage license to couple David V. Moore and David Ermold, Davis found herself in the epicenter of a media shitstorm. She was found in contempt of court, and now she’s sitting in a jail cell.
But you know who else isn’t having the best week? The woman who sits next to Kim Davis at work. While Melissa Thomas hasn’t said much about her neighbor’s controversy, someone created a parody Twitter account that attempts to capture what’s going through her mind.
GODDAMN IT, KIM, I CAN’T DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK WITH FUCKING ANDERSON COOPER WAVING A CAMERA IN MY FACE!!! #KimDavis
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
Right now, Thomas is probably thinking that she’s getting more than she bargained for.
I JUST GOT THIS JOB TO DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK, KIM! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE CHILL! THIS IS NOT FUCKING CHILL. #KimDavis
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
Not only is Davis bad at her job, it seems: She’s also a shitty coworker.
#KimDavis says her biblical views means she gets a whole fucking shelf in the break room fridge.
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
I just realized. If #KimDavis goes to jail on Thursday, we probably don’t get our Labor Day half day on Friday. FUCK. YOU. KIM.
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
She also tried to engage with some #brands and get other perks.
.@MonsterPizzaFL HOW ABOUT SOME FREE PIZZAS? I can’t go to Sonic without Bill O’Relley’s producer bum rushing me. WE’RE FUCKING STARVING
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
The best thing about #KimDavis court date tomorrow? I’m taking a fucking 90 minute lunch.
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
#KimDavis‘ OFFICE CHAIR IS FUCKING AMAZING.
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 4, 2015
Be back in a bit. Todd made license plates that say “DADDYBEAR” AND We’re putting them on the @FoxNews van LOLOLOLOL
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 4, 2015
But the real Melissa Thomas is not particularly amused by the joke. She told the Courier Journal that she’s seen the Twitter account and would never say such things—“not with that language.”
As we’ve learned from Davis, you have to stand for something.
H/T Courier Journal | Photo via Huffington Post
