Looking for some glanceable, shareable, snackable content, or just a cute fur baby, all I could rly find were photo galleries of manspreading, a hangry weightlifting YouTuber bragging about how swole he’s getting, and subreddits for boring-ass debates on spear phishing and how to hack a blockchain, so I fired up Call of Duty and pretended to be a butthurt SJW until some rando redditor pwned me by blowing my head off while saying I probably had resting bitch face and wasn’t worth a pity butt-dial, which I guess is the reaction I wanted, but even so I thought damn bruh you can’t do anything besides rage-quit after a mic drop like that.
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H/T Jezebel | Photo via Ryk Neethling/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)
