The removal of wisdom teeth is the closest most Americans will ever come to a major psychedelic trip. The dentist is extracting god-given teeth from your jaw, and it takes a lot of drugs to keep that from being literally the worst experience of your life. Modern medicine is a beautiful thing!
Of course, when you find yourself in a weakened, narcotized haze from the influence of anesthetic, there’s always a chance your mom will convince you you’re Kylie Jenner and put it on YouTube for everyone to see.
Poor Emma. She simply can’t deal with the knowledge that her mom is Kris Jenner. It’s overwhelming! The best part is toward the end, where she’s putting together the puzzle.
“My dad is Caitlyn Jenner, my mom is Kris Jenner…”
“Is that a bad thing?” asks her actual, non-Kris Jenner mom.
“I don’t know!”
Which is actually mildly concerning. Does this mean that the Kardashian clan has become so ingrained in our collective consciousness that we can’t even take drugs in peace? I feel as if my primary motivations for dropping acid would be to completely sever myself from civilization. I would want to be as far away from E! as possible. But instead it may just let the inner Kardashian id out in full force. Consider my buzz harshed.
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