Leo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill high-five for boobs

Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day’s must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.

• Why are Leo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill high-fiving? Your NSFW answer here.
   
• It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which means the Internet is flooding you with ridiculous “sexy” gift ideas. Like these.
   
• And here are some funny Valentine’s Day text messages. 
   
• Everything awesome on the Internet in 2012. It must have taken 40 days to compile and edit clips for this.
   
• Community’s Joel McHale dishes dirt on Chevy Chase.
   
• The Nail Olympics, held in Rome, are completely insane.
   
• A goat escapes from a slaughterhouse and runs wild in Baaad-Stuy, Brooklyn. The only one who can stop him is this hyperactive baby dwarf goat, who’s kind of a d**k.
   
• Van Gogh: The 19th-century version of Instagram.
   
• Star Wars bloopers, because why not?

A first-grader attempts a free throw to cancel school on Super Bowl Monday. Wait for it … wait for it … 

Photo via Reddit