Kumail Nanjiani has a great idea for how to spend 120 minutes of your Christmas day: Watch his critically acclaimed movie The Big Sick on whatever streaming service you use.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/944967647690739713
But four hours after his initial tweet on Saturday, Nanjiani had a startling revelation. There’s another place you can watch his film. And maybe it wouldn’t be so family friendly.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/945022548365934598
Um, OK. Let’s do a quick investigation to see on Pornhub if that’s true.
No, Pornhub. I was NOT looking for “big dick.”
Let’s take Nanjiani’s suggestion and look under “interracial” porn.
OK, after an exhaustive search, I didn’t see The Big Sick there either. Is the film even on Pornhub or is Nanjiani just getting off on sending us on a wild porn chase?
It’s unclear, but others took up the search as well.
Side note: do NOT search ‘The Big Sick’ on pornhub…I’ve seen things… *shudders*
— https://www.threads.net/@zdudeness (@ZDudeness) December 24, 2017
It suggested things that rhyme with ‘sick’. And I have seen more assholes than I care to see. Ever.
— Rebecca Kelley (@beki2) December 24, 2017
It’s not there!
— None of this matters (@jgarcia_later) December 24, 2017
Looked up big sick run time,119min. Filtered pornhub interracial search results by length and it was not anywhere in videos 130-110 mins.
As others have mentioned searching big sick is just a bad idea.
Verdict: false, may have been there, gone now
Side note: did find some other pretty cool videos I was not looking for. I’ll have to go back to and them check out later.
— None of this matters (@jgarcia_later) December 24, 2017
Apparently, other classics ARE available on the porn site, though.
I guess I might as well admit this while we’re admitting: Someone’s also made a full recording of the original Broadway version of Hamilton available on Pornhub. It’s listed as something like “hot historical porn” which is…not inaccurate, really.
— Can’t Vote from the Attic (@5thDollanganger) December 24, 2017
UPDATE: it is listed as “revolutionary boys get dirty on American politics”
— Can’t Vote from the Attic (@5thDollanganger) December 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/shelby_hannahh/status/945097029331636225
Looks like someone shot it with a cam from a pretty good upper seat. Sound is actually not half bad!
— Can’t Vote from the Attic (@5thDollanganger) December 25, 2017
Luckily, Chrissy Teigen also took the time to weigh in with her thoughts.
I saw it there when I was looking up……………interracial porn
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2017
The search continues.
H/T Mashable
