The 11 best (and worst) edited Justin Bieber nudes

Little-known fact: When pop star Justin Bieber takes off his clothes, he is naked. And when the paparazzi are lurking in some nearby foliage during Bieber’s naked time, they snap skeevy photos of said nakedness.

If you want to look at those voyeuristic, uncensored images, be our guest. We’re too busy fawning over these simply glorious edited versions. 

1) Black swim trunks

MAN JUSTIN BIEBER IS SLAYING IN BORA BORA !!! pic.twitter.com/3g9M0JWYsZ

— m (@UAINTJESUS) October 7, 2015

4) Taco Bell logo

Someone should tell Justin Bieber if you go to Nathan’s it doesn’t make you a hot dog. pic.twitter.com/Lr8tSypxDl

— Jian DeLeon (@jiandeleon) October 7, 2015

5) Cheeseburger

.@justinbieber fixed it for you 😺 pic.twitter.com/yf3EFSfRVG

— Cheezburger (@Cheezburger) October 7, 2015

6) Space Invader

Biebs, you may want to have that looked at by a medical professional. pic.twitter.com/IbEXa05cA9

— Aly Ellis (@alyellis) October 8, 2015

7) Assorted fruits and vegetables

8) Celebrity friend 

OK, we have to link out for this one: Beware, it’s NSFW.

9) Fez and gandora

https://twitter.com/Zafizzle/status/651903086164877312

10) Kim Kardashian homage

https://twitter.com/papermagazine/status/651878173207068676

11) Patriotic

https://twitter.com/bakedinapie/status/652144159051005952

Dude has honestly never looked better.

Photo via Joe Bielawa/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)