Internet Culture

Woman’s Twitter thread about her hot Uber driver will ruin you

The surprise Twitter ending strikes again.

Photo of Samantha Grasso

Samantha Grasso

Article Lead Image

First there was Zola, and then the Gucci flip flop. Even the sushi date from hell. And now, one Twitter user KelliAmirah has brought us: the shady Uber driver.

Featured Video

Last Tuesday, Kelli shared the harrowing tale of how she mustered up the courage to ask out her Uber driver. 

https://twitter.com/KelliAmirah/status/806182837783330816

Advertisement

Advertisement

Excuse us, her extremely hot Uber driver.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Given the brief encounter that an Uber ride brings, Kelli and her friend are trying to figure out how she should really go about doing this.

Advertisement

And then she just goes for it! Well, kind of.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

The next day, Kelli’s little stunt starts to look like a DJ Khaled “Congratulations, you played yourself,” scenario.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

And almost all is lost…

Advertisement

UNTIL!!!

Advertisement

Advertisement

Finally, all Kelli has to do is get through this final of hers, and then it is HELLO UBER DRIVER.

Advertisement

Advertisement

But of course he gets back to her at the least opportune moment.

Advertisement

Advertisement

No. 1 rule about starting a Twitter story thread is having the phone battery charge to last the entire story—c’mon Kelli!

Advertisement

Advertisement

But after a brief BRB, Kelli is back with the story.

Advertisement

So of course, like most shy people, Kelli is starting to have all these second thoughts about asking him out.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

Hooooo girl, here goes nothing.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

And now, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH!

Advertisement

AND THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED!!!

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

That’s it, right? Happily ever after? Of course not, because life’s biggest Ls are best served piping hot. 

Four days later, Kelli received the rudest of awakenings.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

Advertisement

What’s up with this Uber driver? Bless you, Kelli, for sharing this cautionary tale, and may you have better luck next time with Lyft.

 
The Daily Dot