Thanks to rap powerhouse Megan Thee Stallion, we just had ourselves an iconic Hot Girl Summer. Now that it’s officially over, people are offering takes on what theme fall should have. Christian Girl Autumn looked like the frontrunner for a while, if only because there weren’t any challengers—but now the competition has really taken off.
Grand Theft Autumn, inspired by a 2003 Fall Out Boy song, is one strong contender.
Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn
— MS. PARKER (@MafiosoRo) September 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/MinnesotaBen/status/1168378995521597440
People are actually renaming their accounts to get into the spirit of things.
I live up to my handle name pic.twitter.com/UDWEy4weL9
— big auto. (@0h_autumnn) July 28, 2019
https://twitter.com/Aeronaee/status/1168504623763791873
God gave me crooked teeth and small boobs because he knew how powerful i would be with straight teeth and nice tits so he had to nerf me
— edgar allen hoe (@bageldisaster) December 16, 2018
Promise Ima make it to the top, so Ima keep climbing til my heartbeat drop.
— Grand Theft Autumn (@autumn_roseeeee) August 8, 2016
Even with this much of a head start, though, there’s still some stiff competition. Some fans torn between Grand Theft Autumn and Thotumn for this fall.
Thotumn
I’ve seen Thotumn and Grand Theft Autumn. I’m here for both
— Omiola Kierra Malena (@Malena_45) September 1, 2019
Thotumn seems to be a fan favorite and, as both a pun and a sequel to hot girl Summer, it’s going to be hard to beat.
https://twitter.com/janessamclean/status/1167276502846713856
As we move into thotumn, please remember to pumpkin spice that pussy.
— ashnikko (@ashnikko) August 30, 2019
hot girl summer died so thotumn could thrive
— bea (@beamiller) September 1, 2019
Some alternative suggestions, however, are just as magnificent and deserve our equal consideration.
https://twitter.com/silkfawn/status/1165249489801752576
Move over Hot Girl Summer and get ready for Awkward Woman Autumn pic.twitter.com/iM0PuRlsO5
— Ashley Perna (@ashleyjperna) August 28, 2019
I’m done with hot girl summer.
— Lumi (@LumiRueLuv) August 27, 2019
Please give me cozy queer autumn now. pic.twitter.com/rBL7xS1xU0
To no one’s surprise, the goths and witches are out in full force.
https://twitter.com/MESalisbury/status/1167936391264686083
https://twitter.com/whxtvontwit/status/1168243458370240512
hot girl summer is nearing its inevitable end, signaling the beginning of the long anticipated goth girl autumn
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) August 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/gothstrologyy/status/1168324773614456832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1168324773614456832&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Fwp-admin%2Fpost-new.php
Journalist Ash Sarkar’s suggestion is eminently relatable (but really, isn’t it Social Anxiety Season all year round?).
Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Social Anxiety Autumn.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) September 2, 2019
Sad Girl Autumn seems to be a thing, too. Hopefully it references more of a melancholy aesthetic than actual depression but, then again, the world is a bit of a trash fire right now—quite literally, considering the state of the Amazon.
https://twitter.com/izzyharris19/status/1165824795952525312
https://twitter.com/mollyleahjanex/status/1168175665209913344
hot girl summer was spent on the beach in sexy bikinis but welcome to depressed rat autumn where we cry in bathtubs and develop acute social anxiety all while binging the same five episodes of the office
— mags (@magshilly) September 2, 2019
Twitter user $hy Charle$ proposes a nonbinary takeover of the season and, frankly, it’s about time for some nonbinary shine.
https://twitter.com/shy_charles/status/1168495288635592704
https://twitter.com/largepapabeef/status/1168285351397535744
https://twitter.com/nicthepainter/status/1167288638260031488
Last but certainly not least comes some honorable mentions:
https://twitter.com/jorja1117/status/1168544671582314496
https://twitter.com/tvoti/status/1166130931486212098
hot girl summer
— rrrrrrrr (@ren0tter) September 1, 2019
sad gyal autumn
hellbitch winter
freaky deaky spring
long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. but everything changed when the Climate Crisis attacked
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