Amid the glut of thinkpieces surrounding Beyoncé‘s massively viral album-event Lemonade—essays that pick apart her imagery and lyrics, primarily “Becky with the good hair,” which may be a cryptic reference to her husband Jay Z‘s paramour—white people are still struggling to understand what’s going on. And talking about it even if they don’t.
Glamour magazine’s U.K. imprint, for example, tried to capitalize on the Becky mystery with this… well, I hesitate to call it an article, really.
Glamour UK
Glamour UK
Glamour UK
What follows is a fairly random assortment of GIFs somehow related to hair, perhaps the most disastrous of which depicts a young Justin Bieber inappropriately touching jazz artist Esperanza Spalding’s poofy curls.
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Perhaps nothing else published in Lemonade‘s wake so hilariously misses the context and deeper meaning of its most personal dig. “Good hair,” as a simple Urban Dictionary search would have revealed, is a loaded term in the African-American community, typically applied to black people whose hair is closer in texture and appearance to white people’s hair. The term has little, if anything, to do with two white British fashion magazine staffers.
And Twitter let them hear as much.
https://twitter.com/EustaciaLondon/status/725720730118311937
“Coincidentally, here at GLAMOUR we have TWO staffers called Becky, and guess what they both have good hair. Great hair, in fact.” shoot me
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) April 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/KuiKihoro/status/725725389134286848
Meanwhile, even USA Today picked up on the fact that “Becky” is more an epithet than a direct call-out, tracing artistic usage of the name back to William Makepeace Thackeray’s 1847 novel Vanity Fair, which charts the social climbing of a Becky Sharp, up through the “white, somewhat basic, and mildly racist” Becky (and friend) of Sir-Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.”
Glamour swiftly deleted its tweet promoting the piece—and, eventually, the piece itself. The magazine also half-apologized for being bad and dumb.
We’re really sorry for the offence caused – not just for getting shouted at, but because we have missed a big chunk of what Becky meant.
— British GLAMOUR (@GlamourMagUK) April 28, 2016
That didn’t exactly help, however.
@MrSeras Yes. Very much so.
— British GLAMOUR (@GlamourMagUK) April 28, 2016
@GlamourMagUK pic.twitter.com/bgDW4O4oCy
— 2NE1💜 (@ggbebey) April 28, 2016
.@GlamourMagUK You’re sorry you got shouted at?! U didn’t understand the meaning of this BS?!? #WorstApologyEver pic.twitter.com/pGmS4WECMx
— Dacia Sáenz (@ShowMeTiger) April 28, 2016
@GlamourMagUK this is embarrassing. It takes two minutes to do the research or better still, don’t participate if you don’t understand 👀
— LilzEffiong (@LilzEffiong) April 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/XObryana/status/725731276850909184
@GlamourMagUK maybe hire black writers?? There’s a solution
— 111✨ Frida Kahlo (@wildfeminine_) April 28, 2016
In fact, I’m almost sure that this was done on purpose. @GlamourMagUK
— Yvie’s Pinned Tweet (@AdamantxYves) April 28, 2016
@Adamant_Yves see this. They’re being vindictive, petty and offensive on purpose. They put this up&probably laughed. pic.twitter.com/uKBRpAzGZd
— IJ | mwen pa sòt online (@aChildOf2Worlds) April 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/AshleyAlese/status/725735899141693440
https://twitter.com/JasonDike/status/725742999142019074
https://twitter.com/J_Manasa/status/725746529210867713
Doesn’t seem like there’s much hope for the magazine, but we’re guessing the Beckys can go by “Rebecca” until this whole thing blows over.
